MTV’s Darren McMullen - Stripped Bare

If Darren McMullen ruled the world, things would be very different. Firstly, it would not be considered aberrant to take a swig of scotch straight from the bottle before lunch time. You could even count the day as an alcohol-free one if you’ve had a couple, but not enough to get all your kit off at a party. Monogamy would be a choice rather than an expectation. The preferred dress code for all industry events would be ‘stripped bare’. And, rather than being known as a laid-back bunch, Aussies would be famous the world-over for being arrested for disorderly behaviour…

…but life would be one massive party.

By Lizza Gebilagin

McMullen’s life is like that. The Scot-born presenter of MTV’s music show The Lair epitomises everything that summer for a 20-something should be about: partying, boozing, and fucking. Lots of all three, and preferably an abundance of the last activity.

“I’m never dishonest with girls though. I’m always completely upfront and tell them I’m not the boyfriend type, I’m not looking for a girlfriend at the moment. If that’s what they’re after, it’s not
me. I’m the guy you have fun with. If they do [have sex with me] it’s their own fault,” he laughs.

So what is the largest amount of girls you’ve had sex with in one night?

“I don’t know if I should answer this question.”

He hesitates and nervously looks around him.

“Five or six, probably.” McMullen bursts out laughing, shocked that even he answered the question.

In one go?

“Yeah, some together. I’ve had fivesomes with four girls and me. I was the only boy.” He continues, “There were boys in the vicinity but they weren’t joining in.”

McMullen first entered the ranks of panty peeling, stud status, thanks to Pamela Anderson when she kissed McMullen during an interview. The two have a long history now – well long enough for celebrity-ville. He even scored a second pash from the surgically-enhanced star and an invitation to the Playboy mansion when he interviewed her again a year later. Now, if you can pull Pammy without trying, the world is literally your sushi belt and you a non-paying, yet extremely satisfied customer.

Read the full story in Corker Issue 3: Summer 2008/09